Friday, June 30, 2006
The Private Life Of Huckabee
Recently, while partying backstage at a concert (they totally rawk my socks), I stumbled across a journal that I’m pretty sure belongs to .

It’s filled with little doodles of stick figures (all of which have really large penises, for some reason) and some boring Republican strategy. There is one entry, though, that caught my eye.

February 12th, 2006

Scotty says I taste like vodka. If only he realized I need to be liquored up to get on the bottom of that ride. His fat is crushing.


I have no idea what any of this means, but it’s quite sad that Scotty doesn’t know he’s fat.

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